Call jokes
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Memes
Me all the time :
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!