Call jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Memes
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.