Call jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
lollll
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.