Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.