Call jokes
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Memes
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Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Sheβs got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.