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Vegetable Soup

    • What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?

    Vegetable soup.

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you dum-dum! The joke is that people with microcephaly (that's a small head, genius) are being compared to vegetables in a soup. It's funny because it's mean, and let's be honest, you probably laugh at stuff that's way dumber.

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    • im tryna go over to V's this weekend

    And i can use her chromeboook or phone to text u more often

    but not to much cause im going to see her to make her feel better

    Was I choking you correctly?

    you could tell in my eyes when you did

    So more twords the end i jsut

    you really need to let me leave when I want at lunch like I wanna stay with you but its really really upsetting V-rah first shes second to her mom and dad cause of who they are dating and now she feels last cause I'm with you a lot and I don't want her thinking that.

    She feels last to everyone or atleast second and its really really upsetting her

    Why is aaden nicer to me more than V?

    My brother tryna play jingle bells

    and he got a concert soon

    I was comfertable laying on u

    When i found out it wasnt ur phone though

    When u found out it was t my phone

    Js didnt know hard was tht hard..

    Turns out i have Ptsd for another thing

    Cause of the thing that happend

    I wasent sposed to let anyone see me cry..

    I told hatake and jj

    I straight up watched axton and landan beat an old man up

    He probably deserved it

    i added as least of details as possible

    Now only you landan axton aaden V'rah and skyler know bout what happend

    Your secret is safe with me

    I trust you guys i just wish my dad would let me hang out with V-rah

    He will find out soon enough its not really gwen

    once he dose i wont be able to go out for a year..

    and wont be able to go on the internet for like 3 months

    Can you over summer?

    over summer will be a little harder but most likely

    You know where I live

    I couldnt survive summer w/i u

    I want you to straddle me again

    It must've been adorable

    I never wanna stop loveing you

    I'm sorry about scaring you when I said I'm leaving you

    When i was like break down and you saying it was ok and that u was there tbh

    u make things alot better

    I care for you so much

    I did everything I wanted to do to you

    Make out with you

    But I don't see you for just an opportunity for sex

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    did u see what i said here..?

    Anonymous

    Nah

    Cuh u can't turn me on

    not like u can turn me on

    i struglled lying bout tht

    You turn me on pretty easily

    I love when you put thoughts in my head

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    You got kinda of really close to doing that when you like moved your hand and I just made a sound

    Was my hand on it :3

    Stop getting so close it turns me tf on

    fleperd

    No.

    This answer was better

    This yogurt is tasteless

    the blueberries are

    I can really taste the yogurt itseld

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    why didnt u let me see the msg ur mom said

    I don't share secrets often

    Why would you wanna see

    First what were you expectinh?

    and i saw some of it before you took ur phone from me.

    And how much u was tryna hide it

    I'm so lucky to have you

    im so lucky that i even met you

    All I did was look at you

    Can u text V-rah and tell her ima text my dad tmrw with her phone to ask him instead of ask him tonight cause his gf isn't there to influence him and I'm more convincing over phone and he wont feel pressured to answer and will answer faster

    Or just screenshot what i said and tell ha

    Anonymous

    Can u text V-rah and tell her ima text my dad tmrw with her phone to ask him instead of ask him tonight cause his gf isn't there to influence him and I'm more convincing over phone and he wont feel pressured to answer and will answer faster

    ?

    I will forget to tell her tmrw and I told her I was gonna ask tonight

    I'm still getting butterflies when I think abt you straddlimg me

    i said that then thought abt u choking me and like 4r4fberkhgfvqekrjhbg

    I felt my body shut off

    I couldn't do anything

    You don't know how hard that makes me

    I love when your dominant

    sometimes i enjoy being dom

    I want people to do the things I want but sometimes I just like take there hand and move it to where I want

    I always enjoy when you're Dom :)

    Bro imaigne being submissive.

    I don't have to imagine

    I am used to being dom cause of my exes..

    but like if youd randomly turn dom for even a seconddmy thoguths would have a stroke

    DUDE THINKING ABOUT IT LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO MY TEXTS

    I wanna sleep inbetween your legs

    Not tongue fucking you

    I wouldn't stop myself

    Infinite cuddles :3

    i think im touch deprived

    My mom would probably make you sleep in a seperate room :(

    So you don't fuck me

    or make both in living room

    there parents they have the right to worry

    I wanna hold you as you fall asleep

    Once I'm 18 I'll try to get a place

    There was this one girl who worked two jobs at 16 to get a house at 18.

    I was gonna say like a apartment or something

    I'd guess those are chealer

    But I dunno by how much

    about 10,000 month for an apartment

    and to buy a house its like $260,000

    Then you still have bills and such

    you got a staring problem

    Anonymous

    you got a staring problem

    I'm pretty sure that is autism

    Part of autism is starring

    I'm known to be autistca

    Anonymous

    thats amazing.

    What is?

    It better flutter

    I licked your tit

    I was doing it as a joke at first

    When I was laying down on your thigh

    is that why you was laughin when I looked at u?

    The tip of my tongue touched it soooo

    I wanna do it again

    Would you rather me go to my moms to use disc..?

    If i go with V this weekend I cant use disc and stay up

    if i dont go then itll just be like when I'm normally at my moms

    With v to her moms?

    because if so, then it's like a 10 minute drive

    If i go with veronica this weekend I cant use discord like I can when I'm at my moms house

    And since I walk fast, I'd probably be 20 minutes for me to get there

    Dude V's mom wont let her hang out with guys

    Walk to my place then :/

    I gotta give my vr back yo my brother :(

    Judging by the whole angle of it

    fleperd

    I gotta give my vr back yo my brother :(

    L

    Is it good enough for your background

    When you close the tabs out

    My img won't load

    In docs I put it there

    First check the img then restart the chrome

    fleperd

    In docs I put it there

    nun there

    like nothing is working rn

    I wNted to show you the collage

    Dear Ragdoll

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