Call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Memes
bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.