Call jokes
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Memes
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What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"