Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Memes
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?