Call jokes
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Superman has been called to a huge house fire. Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!" Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--" Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.