Call jokes
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
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What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.