Call jokes
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Memes
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.