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A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.

The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.

After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."

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Alright, so listen up, dummy. This joke is funny 'cause the woman names her house and kid after random stuff she hears outside. But get this—'hairy butt' is the name of her house, and 'crack' is her son's name. So, when she says she's looking all over her 'hairy butt' for her 'crack,' it sounds like she's talking about her actual butt and crack. Get it now? You probably don't, because you are dumb like a bag of rocks.

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haha that's good

The Police are gonna be like "little emma, idk what the hell has hapend to ya. but ill stick hit up ur hairy butt. now p!$$ off!

that was really good