Call jokes
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Mom!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.