Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Call Jokes
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
