Call jokes
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Memes
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
There was a guy called John.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷