Call Your Husband

Okay, so listen up. This ain't rocket science, but clearly, you need the Explain bear. So, this person hits on a woman. She says she isn't interested 'cause she has a husband. Later, she needs help, and the first person refuses to help her and tells her to call her husband to get revenge. It's supposed to be funny, but really, it just makes the storyteller look petty. Listen, I know you love instant ramen. But that doesn't mean you have to eat it every day.