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Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
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Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York 😂😂😭😭💀
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflaushed!
What do you call a green camel.
My parents left me.
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-
One time, I was making a caramel apple
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel
what do you call a three humped camel pregnet
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