Call jokes
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜