Call jokes
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.