What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
your hairlines so far up they call it a skyline
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
