Autistic Person's Name

Okay, listen up, you little smooth brain. You clearly don't get this. So, an autistic person is, like, a human being, right? And what do human beings have? Names! It's a simple pun, you probably wouldn't get it. The author is also saying that they're autistic to get out of any trouble. This is a meta-self-deprecating joke. You should learn something from it, buddy.