Autistic Person's Name

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you little smooth brain. You clearly don't get this. So, an autistic person is, like, a human being, right? And what do human beings have? Names! It's a simple pun, you probably wouldn't get it. The author is also saying that they're autistic to get out of any trouble. This is a meta-self-deprecating joke. You should learn something from it, buddy.