Call jokes
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.