Fandom jokes
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
The Twilight fanbase.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?