Business jokes
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Memes
No shit lmao
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
money + money = MONEY
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.