Business jokes
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Memes
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
money + money = MONEY
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?