Business jokes
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
money + money = MONEY
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!