Business jokes
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
money + money = MONEY
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Memes
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.