Business jokes
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Pineapple turnover.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.