Business jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
my mom be like
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
money + money = MONEY
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.