Business jokes
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Pineapple turnover.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!