Business jokes
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
money + money = MONEY
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.