Business jokes
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Pineapple turnover.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Memes
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)