Business jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?