Business

Business Jokes

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.