Business jokes
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Memes
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
money + money = MONEY
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.