Business jokes
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.