Business jokes
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Memes
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.