Business jokes
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Memes
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.