Business jokes
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.