Business jokes
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Memes
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!