Business jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Memes
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.