Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.