Slogan jokes
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Memes
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Keep calm and curry on!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Just do it.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.