Slogan jokes
Just do it.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Make America hate again.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.