Slogan

Slogan Jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Bounty

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Vape

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Brothel

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Suicide

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Friend

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Chancellor

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Orphan

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

Nike

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

Wife

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Memes