Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
