Shopper jokes

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

What do you call an angry shopper?

A cuss-tomer.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!