Shopper jokes
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.