Shopper jokes

What do you call an angry shopper?

A cuss-tomer.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Kobi shops at Aldi.

Checkout (DYM 104).

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.