Ferret's Business

  • What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

    It's none of your business!

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so listen up, genius. A ferret is a small, furry animal. "Ferret" sounds like "fer it." The joke is wordplay on "for it," as in "it is none of your business.". I am talking to someone dumb right now, aren't I?

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