Business jokes
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!