Business jokes
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
money + money = MONEY
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.