Business jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.