Business jokes
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.