Business jokes
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
money + money = MONEY
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.