Business jokes
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
I blend children to make a good living.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
Walmart (DYM 73).
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.