Business jokes

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.