Building jokes
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Explain Bear i hate you
Mikhail Obamiovskovich
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Community talk
Finished building my MC house, took a day and a half to get the necessary materials, and another 2 to actually build it. Now im making an auto smelter in the kitchen :D
"I'm more of a no rust build up man myself"
AHAHRIFBIRBFIBNAIKBNSZIFB NEW BOOK IDEA Valentines Wrath
Core Premise (Cleaned Up)
On Valentine’s Day, a woman is publicly and cruelly dumped by her boyfriend—who admits he has been cheating. Rather than confront the betrayal directly, she becomes fixated on the other woman. She engineers a “chance” meeting, befriends her, and slowly builds an intense emotional connection. What begins as revenge evolves into something far more dangerous and intimate, culminating in the two women having an affair—turning the original betrayal back on the man who caused it.