Building jokes
I think that church is boring.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
The Twin Towers.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.