Building jokes
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
I think that church is boring.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
He was so close but so far
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
The Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.