Building jokes
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
I think that church is boring.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Ummmm 67.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
The Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.