I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
York High School is the best school ever!
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
