Building jokes
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.