Building jokes
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
York High School is the best school ever!
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!