Building jokes
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀