New Building Jokes

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"