Building jokes
Ummmm 67.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Just do it.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.