Building jokes
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Ummmm 67.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Just do it.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.