Development jokes
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
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Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I like dildos.