Development jokes

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

Weenis long.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.

Travis has baby hands.

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?