Architecture jokes
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What do you call a room with no doors?
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
These are as weak as the towers.