Architecture

Architecture Jokes

Tower

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

  • 9
  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    Twin Towers

    Why were the twin towers sad?

    Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

    Airplane

    I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

    The twin towers: No, it won't.

    Tower

    What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

    Plain

    Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

    Twin Towers

    Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

    Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

    Twin Towers

    Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

    Closet

    Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

    Reflex

    Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

    They had better reflexes than the trading center.