Architecture jokes
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.