Architecture jokes
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What are these wrong answers only
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
The Twin Towers.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.