Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Why were the twin towers sad
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but All they got was plane
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What's the difference between twin towers and mcdonald's
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru
