Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
