Aquarium Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Fish

A pet store shelf with tanks of fish. A sign in the middle of the shelf reads "NO EDGING THE FISH" with a picture of a fish inside a red circle with a line through it. Below the shelf on the image is text saying "Bro what???" with a skull emoji.

Room

Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...

A cartoon shows a Christmas tree in a room and next to it is a fish tank containing two starfish. A speech bubble coming from the fish tank says "Now, that's gotta hurt..."

Word

A building with a sign that reads "LIQUID ZOO" and the text "Pretty sure the word you're looking for is aquarium."

Jokes

Piranha

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Fish

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.

Dolphin

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!