End Portal

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because the dude told a special ed kid that a window was a portal. And that's bad because kids might jump out of the window. Also you should know that special ed kids usually get made fun of, even though they try their best. And windows aren't portals, duh.

Comments (2)

bitch1

5 years ago

dick

E

5 years ago

I told him that was a gogurt

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