Building jokes
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.