Building jokes
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
I think that church is boring.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
A man walks into a bar and then out.