Building jokes
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.