What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Building Jokes
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
I think that church is boring.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
The Twin Towers.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
