Building jokes
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.