Building jokes
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.