Building jokes
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I found this at school.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.