Building jokes
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Memes
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What can you build with people? A boat!
I found this at school.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
I think that church is boring.
Ummmm 67.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?