Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code
My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
My dishwasher is broke
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
