Broke jokes
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
My dishwasher is broke.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.