Broke jokes

My dishwasher is broke.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.