Broke jokes
My dishwasher is broke.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.