Broke jokes
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
My dishwasher is broke.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.