Broke jokes
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.