yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and it broke
Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
This city slicker broke down on a country road, he look around and in the distance he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there he asked the farmer if he has a phone he could use because his had no reception. The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married and the farmer said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you half my farm...the guy said lemme see her...the farmer hollered “hey you” get over here...and she said duh ok. The ol boy looked at her and said nooo thank you. The father said I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....the ol boy thought for a minute and said “we’ll I guess I can put a sack over her head” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything. One day the guy was up fixin the roof and Holland hey you get me some nails...his wife said duh nails, nails he said yes nails and showed her one she said “oh dun nails nails” he said yes nails. So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb and he yells oh F. . . It! and she turned and Hollered Duh A Sack A Sack Duh A Sack!
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
