Breakup jokes

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?

A dumpling.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.