What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Cannibal's Breakup Routine
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, nimrod. You see, cannibals EAT people. So, after this cannibal dude broke up with his girlfriend, he "wiped his ASS" which sounds like he's over her, but it also sounds like he ATE her ass! Get it? You're probably too busy eating crayons to understand.