Breakup

Breakup jokes

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"