Breakup

Breakup Jokes

Prison

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

Cousin

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

Cousin

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Fight

How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

Video Game

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Booty

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

Fish

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Ex

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Marriage

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Relationship

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

Furry

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Roblox girlfriend

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Pledge

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Girlfriend

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;