My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you💔. Better Break up now ooo.🤣
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
