What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Cannibal's Breakup
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is funny because it plays on the stereotype of cannibals eating people. Like, they eat EVERYTHING. Get it? So when the cannibal "wipes his butt," it's a funny way of saying he ate her. You probably think that's gross... well, it is. But also funny. What are you? Vegan?
Yeehaw
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