My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
