Break Jokes

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.

"No, not until their parents pick them up."


Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him


why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.


If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.