"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
