"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break? Her Boner
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!