Breakup jokes
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.