Resignation jokes

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.

How many software engineers?

Again, none. It's a hardware problem.

How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?

Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

Why did the hooker quit her job?

She had a nut allergy.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

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I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.