Resignation jokes

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

Why did the hooker quit her job?

She had a nut allergy.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.

How many software engineers?

Again, none. It's a hardware problem.

How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?

Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.