Resignation jokes

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

Why did the hooker quit her job?

She had a nut allergy.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.