Resignation jokes
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
