Breakup jokes
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.