"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
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Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected and dark implication that the speaker ran into their ex with their car, rather than just a casual meeting. It's a play on words using the phrase "ran into" to suggest a violent action.
The Special
You stole my joke!
Hi
Ouch that must hurts
kevin
oh wow😂😂
Ink
That can be taken two ways running into them like a neighbor and you stop to say hi or well the other way
Dookie Daddy
That happened last week.
kate the kit kat bar
you stole The Specials joke
poopiree
yepic
bitch1
totally not cool
D.D.Diva 23
silly joke but i like it
iloveforiegncars100
lol very halirous!!!!!!!
sksksksksksksksksksk
dang that must've been a big mix up
Toby :)
Damn man-
Anonymous
DUDE THAT WAS GREAT
Kwispy
That's an amazing joke... Am gonna recreate it.
ian_mehser
felt
tsuyu-asui
YOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN
KidsFudgingChickens_KFC
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Puff-Daddy
BBC⬛️🍆
The ex
I'm gonna sue
PurplePanda
good job can you do that to my ex
Jazzy💕
W