Break jokes
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)