Break jokes
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.