Break jokes
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
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What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.