Break Jokes

My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum

The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away

You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?

Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH

Im so poor that when robbers break into my house

they bring me things <_>.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down

whats a convict's favorite song

I want to break free

doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮‍💨

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since