Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
