Break jokes

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

You shout out, "B-52!"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.