A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break? Her Boner
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why are they called BREAKING NEWS in the entire world?
Because they breaking the whole entire news.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
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babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
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What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
