Break jokes

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

You shout out, "B-52!"

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.

Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?

Because they are breaking the whole entire news.