Break jokes
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.