Break jokes

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.

Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?

Because they are breaking the whole entire news.