You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Who's My Daddy?
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Listen up, genius. The joke is all about a kid who figures out that their mom has been lying about who their real dad is. The mom tells the kid that stepping on a line will break their dad's spine, but when the kid steps on a line and nothing happens to the "dad", they start to wonder if the dude they know is really their father. It's a classic case of morbid curiosity mixed with family secrets, something I'm sure you wouldn't understand, because you probably think the stork brings babies.