The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
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Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
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Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
2 planes crashed into 2 separate towers.
Now 2 towers crash into 2 separate planes.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed. He wouldn't reply. His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day , took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night , Thomas kept on thinking to himself I never said cheese before someone snapt my picture. He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend fillet in him feel better.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American? Cause Americans are really good at separating colors.
