Logo jokes

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

FIERY LOS