pop-tart jokes
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.
Community talk
Brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts are the best and I will fucking fight anyone who disagrees
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