pop-tart jokes
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.
Community talk
Brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts are the best and I will fucking fight anyone who disagrees
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