Pop-Tart Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

America

Potato Dude · 3 years ago

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Society

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

Value Pack

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, frosted mac & cheese flavor. It is a blue box that says "Value Pack 16". There are two Pop-Tarts on the box and also a small bowl of mac and cheese.

Pineapple

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Pineapple turnover.

Pie

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I like pie.

Note

CHUCK · 5 years ago

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Barney

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of "Pop-Tarts" is shown, with the text "Barney's BOOF" and a picture of Barney with sunglasses and a joint in his mouth. There are cannabis leaves on the box.

Flavor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts is shown with the title 'Value Pack 16'. The pop-tarts on the front of the box are flavored 'Asphalt'. The tarts are colored black with a road design on top.

Flavor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor labeled as "Frosted Motor Oil". The Pop-Tarts are shown with black filling and an engine is also pictured on the box.

Value Pack

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Flavor

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.

A screencap from the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith yelling.

Ash

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A blue box of Pop-Tarts with a white urn and text reading "R.I.P. Grandma's ashes".

Value Pack

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with the text "VALUE PACK", "16 toaster pastries", "Pop-Tarts", "Frosted", "Styrofoam", and "16 TOASTER PASTRIES" on it. The pop tarts in the image are replaced with styrofoam.

Food

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Pastry

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with one pastry pulled halfway out. On the visible part of the pastry the word "Vaseline" is written.

Water

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Kelloggs Pop Tarts with a picture of two Pop Tarts, a pan with a pretzel coming out of the pan, and the text "Kelloggs Pop Tarts. Pretzel and Water. 12. NET WT/PESO NETO 22 OZ (1 LB 6 OZ)".

Garlic Bread

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor 'Garlic Bread with melted cheese'. The package shows an image of a Pop-Tart that is made of garlic bread. On the right is a red section advertising the cereal Krave. The text also includes 'garlic bread memes'. The box indicates 8 toaster pastries.

Flavor

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor "Flex Tape". The packaging has a red circle stating "Phil Swift approved!" The graphic shows two Pop-Tarts filled with black Flex Tape and a small Flex Tape container on the lower left. Phil Swift is giving a thumbs-up on the right.

Community talk

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