pop-tart jokes
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.
Community talk
Brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts are the best and I will fucking fight anyone who disagrees
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