15+ Best McDonald's Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Freedom

Yup, I'm in america.

A McDonald's fries container filled with bullets. Text overlay reads "FREEDOM FRIES" at the top and "'MERICA" at the bottom.

Mom

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Sprite

Idk

An alligator lies on the ground, with a McDonald's Sprite cup lodged against its back end. Text overlay says "That McDonald's sprite got his ass".

Color

Combat

The image is a painting of a Roman gladiatorial combat, but with modern-day corporate logos added onto the walls and seats of the arena. The logos include Pepsi, Amazon Prime, Fly Emirates, Coca-Cola, McDonald's, and Kia. A gladiator is standing over his fallen opponent. The crowd is in the background.

McDonald's

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

Greeting

Cap

Circumcision

A black t-shirt with white text. In the center is a flaming skull, flanked by two flaming hamburgers. The text on the shirt reads: I GOT MY SECOND CIRCUMCISION IN GARRISON, MINNESOTA Behind the mconalders.

Account

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

Combination

The image shows a text saying "Yellow and Red is a combination of colors that makes you hungry." Then it says "True.". Below are the logos of Burger King, McDonalds, the hammer and sickle from the communist flag, and Pizza Hut, all using red and yellow colors.

Identity

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Face

My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds

The image shows a close-up of a person's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth. It is a reaction image with text "My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds."

Playground

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

Party

On official McDonald’s website

A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

Jokes

Mayo

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

Big Dick

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

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